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outofcontextdnd:

Stable Boy: I am not a worthy suitor to my Lady. I am nothing but her riding instructor. I have no money or power to offer to her.

Bard: At least you have stable employment.

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letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
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groteleur:

Maria AmandaPhotographer: Helle Gry
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thingswillcomeseasonschange:

thehandsthatthieve
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sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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luvivane:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Octopus: HUMAN
HUMAN
WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?
WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D

I WANT ONE